Tuesday, January 17, 2012
My neighbor
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN...IT'S HELL GETTING OLD!!!
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ain;t it tho...LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dog? :-) or Have your furgot already?
DeleteNow that is funny. I am older than old Ben, and I can relate.
ReplyDeleteThat would be my luck with the neighbor! Pretty good!
ReplyDeleteOl' Ben sent me over for a visit! That picture of the Old Settler's Park sure did bring back memories! My Grandma KIng used to go to the Old settler's Reunion and sometimes I got to go spend a night or two there with her! She had a small rental cabin there!
Lots of fiddling contest, singing, and even a carnival! Of course, that was back when Round Rock was nothing but a bump in the road, and Georgetown (my hometown) was small!
Looking forward to more visits!
Sorry...but that should be "Grandma King" and not "Klng".
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