Started getting some bills in from the hospital, this is plum damn pitiful. I went to a hospital closest to my house, I received an aspirin, a shot of morphine,and a nitro pill, plus an EKG and a doctor telling me I was having a heart attack. This took probably 30 minutes and cost over $6,000.00, then I was taken to another hospital, and the bill for that hospital was over $79,000.00 for 2 days stay. I can't wait for the doctors and everybody else's bills to roll in.
That 2 day stay in the hospital should not had cost that much, it should have had some money taken off that bill, the dang bed kept airing itself up every 5 minutes and deflating by itself making noise all night long, the dang nurse kept me up all night coming and going, checking on this and checking on that, asked me if I wanted a sleeping pill to help me sleep, I ought to get my money back on that pill, it didn't work and whats up with them damn gowns, do they think your never gonna get out of that bed once they get you in it, if you get the back door trots or the runs for you city folk, you are in a world of hurt if people are around, they gonna see the ole bad moon rising if you know what I mean, they need to knock off a lot of money for those gowns or half gowns I guess you would call them, they are embarrassing. Now we get to the food or lack of, they ought to pay you for eating that damn stuff, I think one of them Hungry Man meals from the store, tastes better than the food they give you, bland ain't the word for it, I'm just gonna tell it like it is, it's shitty food plain and simple.
Now what that doctor and nurses done to me is just down right unspeakable in the emergency room,THEY SHAVED ME DOWN THERE, bare as a baby's butt, hell it looks like a shaved headed Jimmy Durante down there, scarier as hell looking and for some reason I've been getting a lot of e-mails on male enhancement pills since I got home, it was cold and I was scared in there you know, things seem to shrink in them kind of conditions, and the doc's and nurses should mind their own dang business and not sell my info to them spammers anyway.
Now if y'all will excuse me I need to get the magic marker and recolor some spots down there until it grows out some.