Started getting some bills in from the hospital, this is plum damn pitiful. I went to a hospital closest to my house, I received an aspirin, a shot of morphine,and a nitro pill, plus an EKG and a doctor telling me I was having a heart attack. This took probably 30 minutes and cost over $6,000.00, then I was taken to another hospital, and the bill for that hospital was over $79,000.00 for 2 days stay. I can't wait for the doctors and everybody else's bills to roll in.
That 2 day stay in the hospital should not had cost that much, it should have had some money taken off that bill, the dang bed kept airing itself up every 5 minutes and deflating by itself making noise all night long, the dang nurse kept me up all night coming and going, checking on this and checking on that, asked me if I wanted a sleeping pill to help me sleep, I ought to get my money back on that pill, it didn't work and whats up with them damn gowns, do they think your never gonna get out of that bed once they get you in it, if you get the back door trots or the runs for you city folk, you are in a world of hurt if people are around, they gonna see the ole bad moon rising if you know what I mean, they need to knock off a lot of money for those gowns or half gowns I guess you would call them, they are embarrassing. Now we get to the food or lack of, they ought to pay you for eating that damn stuff, I think one of them Hungry Man meals from the store, tastes better than the food they give you, bland ain't the word for it, I'm just gonna tell it like it is, it's shitty food plain and simple.
Now what that doctor and nurses done to me is just down right unspeakable in the emergency room,THEY SHAVED ME DOWN THERE, bare as a baby's butt, hell it looks like a shaved headed Jimmy Durante down there, scarier as hell looking and for some reason I've been getting a lot of e-mails on male enhancement pills since I got home, it was cold and I was scared in there you know, things seem to shrink in them kind of conditions, and the doc's and nurses should mind their own dang business and not sell my info to them spammers anyway.
Now if y'all will excuse me I need to get the magic marker and recolor some spots down there until it grows out some.
Maybe you could get a job as a model in those enhancement adds, you know, you could be the "before" guy.
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I think you should send em a bill for that shaving!!! After all, it's gotta be driving you crazy, and that itching,,making your wife run,, and the time it'll take to regrow. Heck, they will owe YOU! Did you sign something allowing them to do that? Did they have a barber's license?,,,Heck man,,check it out.
ReplyDeleteLOL,Trouble,I forgot about that,I did not sign anything telling them they could do what they did down there. After it was said and done, they told me the band aid they put on my groin could come off in a couple of days, they forgot to tell me that they had put a real thin clear 4 inch bandage over it, the neighbors came running when I ripped that dang thing off. I know what a wax job feels like now.
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That makes me hurt just thinking about it!
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Thanks Hermit, I go see the Doc Wed. and get my butt chewed out for going back to work Sat. I feel great.
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Jim, good to see your in full recovery mode, hang in, life is good!
ReplyDeleteThanks Suerte, I have not felt any better in years,I have more energy now than I have had in 20 years,and I'm not smoking, can't get much better than that.
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